You know carnival is done when…
“you know carnival done when…”
1. Time resumes it’s regular snails pace
2. Co-workers find u staring blankly into space while u have flashbacks of some sweet wine
3. You do post fete analysis to see how to improve next carnival.
4. Your ears finally stop ringing from the loud music
5. The blisters heal
6. The Facebook friend requests stop
7. When the party Vibes hit and you are snowed in, no fete in sight
8. When u can literally hear soca in your head while sitting in silence
9. When your tan peels off.
10. When u blow your nose and it’s not black from breathing dust.
11. When u catch yourself chipping instead of walking down the street.
12. You negotiate with yourself about selling something to reach the next available carnival.
13. Instead of doing your job you spend all day combing through photo sites looking for pics of yourself on the road.
14. Girls that previously scored 10 now get 7 and 8… and when they dance…. Steups… 4!
15. When people say “what was the big deal” you just smile and think to yourself they would never understand.
That plus bejeweled bikinis:)
Its because everyone looks 10 times better when ur filled with alcohol for carnival, then everyone looks normal when u sober up lol
So after seeing hot girls like Butter P on the road guys have a better frame of reference for scoring. And after experiencing the amazing wine of Butter P on the road the wine back home just ain’t the same:) a friend of mine from USA had put that suggestion forward when I was writing the post. To some extent it’s true. Carnival’s beautiful women spoil us guys 🙂
“Girls that previously scored 10 now get 7 and 8… and when they dance…. Steups… 4!”
Manli please explain why they have dropped from a 10 to a 7?? LOL I am intrigued by this comment.
I feel you!
#8. When u can literally hear soca in your head while sitting in silence
I was hearing Destra’s State of Mind in my head when I got up to use the bathroom lastn ight. It’s ridiculous.