The Commandments of Carnival in Jamaica
The Commandments of Carnival in Jamaica
1.Thou shalt not brace any decent looking man looking a wine.
2. Thou shall drink Appleton rum
3.Thou shall care only about having a good time.
4. Thou shall remove unnecessary costume parts after lunch
5. Thou shall smile for the numerous professional photographers.
6. Carryeth NOT sand to the beach
7. Thou shall relive the stage in Trinidad by Truck stop/Big Wall near half way tree.
8. Thou shall discover why Jamaica is called the land of wood and water
9. Thou shall “Fling yu shoulda” to a soca song.
10. Thou shall jump up in the rain and care NOT!
11. Thou Shall drink a RED STRIPE BEER (preferably the flavoured lemon or sorrel one)
12. Thou shall eat fish and lobster at the beach the day after the road.
